This last month, I haven't really been perusing as many fun sites, like I normally do. So I did some of that today... caught up on entertainment news and browsed around. Of course, the biggest thing happening lately has been Britney Spears wedding. I wonder if she rapped during the reception.
Britney Spears got married, but did she fake it? On Ebay, somebody picked up a rose from the wedding, off the ground, and sold it for $560! Insane! I think I should just go back home to the States, live in LA with my grandmother, and just hang around town to pick up celebrities tossed out Starbuck's cups, used gum, cigarette butts, and anything else that stupid people on Ebay would buy. Oh yeah, Eminem's condom wrapper went for a staggering $1.79. Very sad...
How absolutely cheezzzy is this? They gave away goody bags, which included a key chain with a picture of themselves on it. [gagging]
Maybe she did fake it! Here's an authentic memo from the M.I.L.F. trainee, herself. [See below]
This was too funny... These are pictures of the bridesmaids and groomsmen. You can read the full article here. Among other tantalizing tidbits, the guests were given gift bags which includes a pair of jeans, candy, shoelaces, and the key chain above. And as a connoisseur of fonts (current favorite is P22 FLLW TERRACOTTA), I found this quote funny.
After the ceremony, the guests walked out of the house, the majority of the guys dressed in white sweatsuits with the word “Pimp” written, in Brush Script font (considered by webmasters and graphic designers as the biggest p*ssy font in the world).
 To give her some credit, it wasn't ALL this tacky. The participants actually wore nice outfits for the ceremony itself.  |
On a Britney side note... Now, all the Cheetos and Red Bull runs make perfect sense...
 Note the Fanta, Cheetos, cookies, etc. Red Bull is on the next aisle. (But, to her defense, if I was back home at a regular supermarket, I'd be buying Cheetos and Red Bull too.) |
 Reportedly Kevin Federline's house  Rolling up on a cafeteria tray
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The Russian, lesbian singing duo of Tatu launches a comeback as man-eating hetrosexuals. Would you really call it a comeback, after leaving the music industry for 1 1/2 years???
Speaking of lesbians... Remember that Sex and the City episode, when Samantha switches teams and tries out a lesbian relationship? Well, the real-life Miranda, Cynthia Nixon, is trying out a similar relationship.
Avril Lavigne's engagement to her Sum 41 star boyfriend, Deryck Whibley, was all a joke. Damn, I was looking forward to their punk babies. Oh wait... I shouldn't start any smack with her.
"Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?
"Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.
"Maxim: What did she say to you?
"Avril: 'You're not punk rock, blah,blah,blah!' Look, I never once said I was punk. I don't want to be punk. I'm just a really strong, opinionated person."
You've heard about the Nigerian scams? This is a different kind, in which Chris Rock was almost a victim. He had sex with a woman while he was married, she came back and said she was pregnant with his baby, trying to extort money. What did he do? Called the FBI.
The "fat" Olsen twin scares me. She's possessed! The twins are also advertising for McDonald's France. At least, they're eating... if not well.
 Fatty Ashley & Mandy Moore Ashley "You-know-Lucifer-too?" Olsen w/ sister |
Oh, by the way, Pamela Anderson is dating Jesus. He's not a carpenter though, but a circus performer for the esteemed Cirque Du Soleil troupe in Vegas' hot adult show "Zumanity." They both share a love of animals. WWJD to help free chickens?
I miss the Daily Show. Read the short interview he did with Time.com.
Time: Writing a book is so retro. Shouldn't you be blogging or something?
Jon Stewart: I can't. It's too hip. Then I'd have to get a BlackBerry, and I'm wired in, and next thing you know, I'm at a Black-Eyed Peas concert with a crack problem. I just can't go down that road.
The revolution of blogging is under way! [The Blogger's Creed]
Ok, that's my entertainment fix for now.
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